Other people's diariesNever read other people's diaries and email - you'll never find anything nice in there. If it's not just slagging you off, it'll be sordid fantasies you really didn't want to know about, yet have to keep to yourself so as not to reveal how you found out.
So. What have you read 'accidentally' recently?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 15:03)
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I last posted this for the 'Secret Santa' QOTW. Here's the story again.Three months before Xmas, there was a brilliant incident where my boss accidentally replaced her diary with the work diary. The work diary being the book we keep all bookings in for people who want to book private functions in the pub. The entire staff had a good giggle at it, especially one page where she decided to insult all of in one sentence (paraphrase: 'Why did I bother hiring a bunch of incompetent monkeys who pour flat pints and have the collective intellectual capacity of a gnat').
So, what did I give my boss for Secret Santa? A scarab beetle, wrapped in that page of her diary.
(, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 18:51, Reply)
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