Other people's diariesNever read other people's diaries and email - you'll never find anything nice in there. If it's not just slagging you off, it'll be sordid fantasies you really didn't want to know about, yet have to keep to yourself so as not to reveal how you found out.
So. What have you read 'accidentally' recently?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 15:03)
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He has sent a signIn the name of ostentatious openness I once let Mrs Mudskipper have a look at my diaries from my single life. Not the smartest move ... she wanted to know what the occasional little hieroglyphics meant that were pencilled in next to "eventful" evenings. I managed to convince her that * means vodka consumed, # denotes quantity of beer etc.
Actually they're respectively references to successful bouts of buggery and fellatio.
(Since marriage the * has gone out of my life completely but the # is still good).
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 4:23, Reply)
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