Brother's diary
After my brother moved out of home, I was clearing up his room ready for redecorating when I came across a large, colourful book. I opened it up and it turned out to be a joint diary that he and his missus kept together.

A bit of back story. His girlfriend is one half of a twin, they met in college, they now live together and are a common-law married couple.

The first few pages were quite amusing, all about how they met and what they first thought of each other etc. It was quite sweet, I didn't actually feel like I was intruding. It spoke of her hatred for my brother's then girlfriend because he could do better and he was great, funny, goodlooking etc. My brother's side mainly spoke of his utter confusion when he saw her walking in one direction wearing one set of clothes and then five minutes later going in the opposite direction having changed her wardrobe and hairstyle completely.

Of course, I read too far and started to see references to "stroking the colonel" and his "magic fingers". I was scarred.

When I next saw my brother I gave him an entirely unexplained clip around the ear for doing that to me. Fancy leaving something like that lying around for people to find. Cunt.
( Kroney, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 10:01, Reply)