Other people's diariesNever read other people's diaries and email - you'll never find anything nice in there. If it's not just slagging you off, it'll be sordid fantasies you really didn't want to know about, yet have to keep to yourself so as not to reveal how you found out.
So. What have you read 'accidentally' recently?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 15:03)
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bloody aussiesI have an aussie wife and one of her mates from back home came to doss for a few days.
"He is lovely!" She said.
"Really chilled out!"
Cue both of them going for a shopping trip and me left at home. I get a call and need to write down a message for the wife and see the dosser's notebook on top of his rucksack. I open it up to find a spare page only to find reams and reams of erotic poetry about my wife inviting her to "wear your sexy red sunnies" and to "shit in my mouth".
Hmmm....
Didn't say anything about it at the time, but he certainly won't be dossing again. Told the wife a week after he left and I still laugh whenver she wears the "red sunglasses"...
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 13:03, Reply)
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