Other people's diariesNever read other people's diaries and email - you'll never find anything nice in there. If it's not just slagging you off, it'll be sordid fantasies you really didn't want to know about, yet have to keep to yourself so as not to reveal how you found out.
So. What have you read 'accidentally' recently?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 15:03)
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Not something for 10am on a Wednesday morningI sort of do a touch of semi helpdesk support for people in my office, a few weeks ago one girl called Anne was having a few troubles with her e-mail, so I duly went over to investigate.
1st you need to picture Anne, mid 30's about 5 2" quite overweight, corn beef legs with no calves, severely thick glasses and she is still dressed by her mum in cardigans and the like with a reminiscent of Noel's house party to boot!
Anyways I digress, I sat at her machine and her inbox had auto preview enabled on trying to locate the problem I could not help but notice the conversation that was going on with her and I can only assume some guy she was seeing, only caught a slight glimpse, however that was enough and I had to severely bite my tongue, fix the problem and run away. It was along these lines
Anne: It's really hot and uncomfortable in the office at the moment, especially with this annoying itchy thrush I have xx
BF: It's ok babe, just imagine me blowing cool air over your itchy cunt right now, which should make you feel better xx
I nearly died!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:43, Reply)
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