many years after leaving school,
I found myself in a position to look at the records of every former pupil's from the last 40 years or so, as they lay in cardboard boxes ready for the tip.

Reading mine, I was horrified at the load of bollocks I found about me. I was insolent, dirty, dishonest, lazy, in fact there wasn't a vice that I didn't revel in. If it were all true I'd be in prison by now!

I stole it and stil have it somewhere. I also stole my older sister's and gave it to her, but she was so afraid of finding out what the bastards had written about her that she destroyed it unread. Wish I'd kept it to give to her son now. A fellow b3tan would know how to handle it.

Another time, when my ex-husband was out, I walked into our bedroom to find - oops, sorry, our b3tan daughter was foolish enough to admit that she'd 'found' me on here so I cannot share any more ex-related anecdotes.
Pity, as I have some corkers.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sun 4 Feb 2007, 14:56, Reply)