Other people's diariesNever read other people's diaries and email - you'll never find anything nice in there. If it's not just slagging you off, it'll be sordid fantasies you really didn't want to know about, yet have to keep to yourself so as not to reveal how you found out.
So. What have you read 'accidentally' recently?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 15:03)
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I smell, apparentlyA girl in my class in Year 5 was foolish enough to keep her diary in her drawer, which was directly below mine, meaning that every time I opened it her diary stared tantalisingly up at me. It was one of those pink things with a padlock that had "My Secret Diary" on the cover. She was foolish enough to leave the key to the aforementioned padlock in her drawer too. What intelligent person wouldn't take it upon themselves to stay behind after class for some illicit reading material?
Monday: Back to school again, another five days with grandmasterfluffles. She's so ugly and she thinks she's so clever. I hate her.
Tuesday: Had to work with grandmasterfluffles in history. EURGH!
Wednesday: grandmasterfluffles thinks she's so clever.
Thursday: grandmasterfluffles really smells.
Friday: We went swimming today. grandmasterfluffles has a nasty swimming costume from Oxfam and she can't swim.
Saturday: SO glad it's the weekend and I don't have to put up with grandmasterfluffles for TWO WHOLE DAYS!
Alas, it's true - I was ugly and I had a swimming costume from Oxfam. Dammit.
(, Mon 5 Feb 2007, 10:06, Reply)
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