Other people's diariesNever read other people's diaries and email - you'll never find anything nice in there. If it's not just slagging you off, it'll be sordid fantasies you really didn't want to know about, yet have to keep to yourself so as not to reveal how you found out.
So. What have you read 'accidentally' recently?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 15:03)
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Diary of shameWhen I was about 21 a couple of friends read a diary of mine – it was okay though as I’d let them. I figured it was just the usual teenage bullsh*t you write when you’re thirteen and think no one else could possibly know the pain of pimples, exams and unrequited lust.
There was lots of ‘I really like [insert name here]. I really, really hate [insert name here]. What is the point of [insert tortured issue of the week here]???’ My friends were having a good chuckle but I just shrugged it off. There wasn’t anything truly embarrassing in there… or was there?
One of my friends started doubling over with laughter at one particular point, while the others demanded to know what was so funny. So she read it out:
‘I’ve been having such a bad day, but now I’m listening to “Hold me now” by Johnny Logan. Oh, that song is so inspirational and beautiful, it really touches my heart.’
Oh the shame. I can never live it down.
Length? The song is 3 minutes of excremental pap.
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 1:27, Reply)
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