Other people's diariesNever read other people's diaries and email - you'll never find anything nice in there. If it's not just slagging you off, it'll be sordid fantasies you really didn't want to know about, yet have to keep to yourself so as not to reveal how you found out.
So. What have you read 'accidentally' recently?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 15:03)
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James Tiger Woods...I once wiped my arse with The Sun. Unfortunately more shit came off the paper! Barrump tish!
(Apologies, I have never owned a diary or a dairy so I had to resort to a stolen comeback joke in reply to a post that was also nothing to do with the QOTW. I'd be obliged if anybody could help this post assume a tenuous link to the QOTW so it wouldn't look like I was typing an offtopic answer because I'm sad and lonely.)
It's not the length or girth I'm worried about, it's the green spots.
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sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 12:31,
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