My Biggest DisappointmentOften the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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Windmill PieMy wife tells me this from when she was a wee nipper:
Her aunt and uncle used to come over occasionally and the children would be promised the treat of Windmill Pie for dessert. This magical pudding was hyped up to be the most amazing thing a little kid would want and eagerly they would all lick their plates clean so as not to anger the parents or worse still - the aunt and uncle who were the bearers of this heavenly treat.
They would clean the table, wash the dishes and do everything asked of them, knowing that if they were good and did what they were told, they would be rewarded with Windmill Pie.
It comes to nearly bedtime and the children line up ready for their pre-bed treat and it is then that the secret of Windmill Pie is revealed. First, they must run around the table 3 times as fast as they can.
And that's it.
The worst part is, they fell for it time after time after time.
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BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 16:19,
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WellIt's not even a clever play on words.
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NopeSorry, don't get this at all.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 11:54, closed)
that's just itit doesn't make any sense at all.
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BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Fri 27 Jun 2008, 15:04,
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