My Biggest DisappointmentOften the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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Yeah, BUT......When I'm up on blocks my blit morphs into a black pudding factory. Accompanied by fuck-off arthritic hormonal back pain. Once the black puddings have subsided, I'm left with the icky brown neither-nowt-nor-something stuff. Not appealing at all.
Now then, why is it though, that so many women, paradoxically, feel at their randiest when the proverbial painters are in? That's when animals shag - how does that work? When a bitch is in heat, she can't possibly be ovulating, so how does she get herself up the duff?
The expression missing so far is, "You're not a real sailor 'til you've sailed in The Red Sea."
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 0:31,
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