My Biggest DisappointmentOften the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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scene seven (if anyone is interested?)Scene Seven
VIPROS is all on his own in the b3tamobile. The radio is on. Radio 4 to be exact. And it's Woman's Hour.
vipros: *sighs* Huh, I've had to wait six whole scenes and a question change to get a mention and now I'm here, there's no-one to play with. So I am forced to listen to Woman's Hour. What an unfortunate happenstance. *cries*
But soft! What light from yonder window breaks! A voice from the back of the b3tamobile!
Mysterious voice: Vipros? Is that you? Oh vipros… vipros..
Vipros: A mysterious voice beckons. I shall see who it is.
And he looks into the rear of the van.
Vipros: CHICKENLADY! What are you doing here?
Chickenlady: Oh Vipros. My chickens have turned on me and trapped me in here!
Vipros: What?! How dare they!
Chickenlady: Yes, I was feeding them lovely chicken cake this morning when all of a sudden they mutinied, tied me up, stripped me of my knickers, and threw me into the back of the b3tamobile! Then they ran off cackling. I’m sure they were plotting to steal Ancrenne’s shoes. Oh, is it too late to stop them?
Vipros: Do not fear, o poultry queen! For I shall help you retrieve your chicken minions. But first, let us recline on this lovely mattress…
Chickenlady: Oh Vipros *reclines*
Vipros: *reclines*
Then, Enzyme and High Priestess CHCB appear out of nowhere, running at full pelt towards the b3tamobile.
CHCB: Vipros! Start the engine! A b3tacrisis is happening!
Vipros: Oh bollocks.
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