My Biggest DisappointmentOften the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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You're putting me off me lunch!That's because you've triggered memories of my first snog - feckin' hideous, it was. In a cupboard under the stairs at some 12/13 year-old's party.
Spin the cunting bottle.
Imagine my horror as Philip simulated a semi-conscious jelly-fish all over my face.
To make matters worse, all the other girls had pretty sparkly party shoes - I had on my Clark's Polyvelts.
See the emotional scars.
Paint them a *rude* veiny colour.
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:47,
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