My Biggest DisappointmentOften the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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My daily routine...I suspect I'm not the only one.
*wake up*
Ah, another day. Well, let's do the checks.
Legs? Check.
Arms? All present and correct.
Feet? A-ok.
Hands? No problems.
Instigate operation Sit Up. Standby. GOGOGO!
*sits up*
First things first.
*clenches fist*
Damn. No retractable claws. Still not Wolverine then.
*flings wrist forward*
Damn. No web. Still not spiderman then.
*Concentrates on dressing gown*
Damn. Still not a Jedi then.
*sigh*
Ah well. Maybe tomorrow.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 13:18,
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At least you havethe metaphorical tights mate - surely that's a good start?
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 13:26,
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HahaNever thought of it like that!
*stands proudly in metaphorical tights*
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 13:28,
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Reposted replyThere's hope for you D.I.T. You could fight for justice, fairness and the oppressed.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/3112670.stm
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and surely, being a devilyou must have some horns about your person?
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