This is going to make me sound such a perv...
...but a few years ago, while on holiday in Turkey my then girlfriend and I got chatting on the bus to this Dutch couple. We knew the way to the beach from the bus stop and they didn't, so they asked if they could walk with us.

Anyway, the girl was very nice, and under her cut-off t-shirt was wearing what appeared to be no bra and a cracking pair of norks.

While walking to the beach, she asked "Do you know if it's okay to go topless here?" to which I replied that it was indeed as I had seen a fair few girls topless on the beach.

Simultaneously, my early 20s brainium was doing the thoughts equivalent of dancing in joy and punching the air exclaiming "Yes!"

So, we got to the beach, got our loungers etc and settled down for the day, and they wandered off after bidding us a farewell. They weren't that far from us and after a while I looked over... to see that she had indeed taken her t-shirt off and was in fact now topless... but that her norks really weren't all that and that she'd looked much sexier with the t-shirt on.

Bah!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:53, 5 replies)

Thats
not being a perv, that is just being male.
( Trollman, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 17:12, closed)

Raff;
are they not essentially the same thing?
( Thinker, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 17:21, closed)

Thinker
i would agree, my mantra as a male is "I perve therefore i am"
( Trollman, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 17:48, closed)

Yeah, I agree with both of you.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 18:02, closed)

Norks on the beach
are rarely as wonderful as they are in the boudoir :P Why this is the case is a mystery.

It's still mandatory to have a peep though.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 18:18, closed)