My Biggest DisappointmentOften the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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Puberty.Just... fuck you Mum.
I mean, really, all those fish in the sea and you just stood on shore with a wicker basket. I'm not an only child, so I'd expect some genetic compensation in ocean motion, if you get what I mean, but no - it wriggles like an unwanted anchovy in a pizzeria, dropped by some Glastonbury-bound NME bitch to a cold tile floor. Just step on it and watch me cry, it's all the fun you'll get sweetheart.
Length? *sniffs*
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:06, 1 reply)
LIES!!for the record.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:07, closed)
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