At the end of the day, does it really matter?
That might sound a tad harsh, but as many have pointed out, each of us yearns to be different to the shape we actually are.

I was sat in the office with my colleagues on Friday who were eagerly pouring over pictures of WAGs at the Euro 2008 tournament. Now, the sad fact is that some women are going to berate themselves because they aren't a spray-tanned size zero WAG with hoopy earrings (and no doubt, no undercrackers either). However, I found myself completely unmoved. I'm a heterosexual guy in his late twenties mid thirties, but my ideal of femininity is far removed from the stereotypical WAG.

So at the risk of sounding a little patronising, you've got to learn to love what you've got. Most people with any depth to their soul are going to find themselves drawn to the same. Be thankful that you're not a WAG with all the depth of a puddle.

Remember I know you in the real world outside of b3ta
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 29 Jun 2008, 12:21, Reply)