My Biggest DisappointmentOften the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
null points for 'This QOTW'
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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Bastard 1995 Triumph ThunderbirdOne day I saw one and heard the torquey triple roaring motorcycle goodness, no way I could afford it at £8K though.
Years later I spotted one in the paper £3Kish 7000 miles, older owner who was a bit freaked out by the power, garaged FSH etc.
Heaven, scrambled to get cash and by nightfall it was MINE.
Wonderful engine, virtually new and better than sex (even sex with other people), drool slobber. Fwapping over torque delivery, I was in love.
Disappointment 1
No female interest (like I cared) it only attracted blokes over 40!
Disappointment 2
It broke the crankshaft, fixed it, then the starter motor, wiring shorted, new crankshaft was dodgy fuckbastardnobbingtwatburgershitshitshit,
*weeps bitterly into beer*
Approx £1400 to fix, no cash left, the thing languishes in my garage to this day.
I spit at it and kick its' tyres when going past it.
Hatehatehate.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 16:46,
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Can I have it..for £600?!?! because obviously you don't want it anymore....
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P, Benny P, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:35,
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Bad luckbut their is a good reason to buy Japanese
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