My Biggest DisappointmentOften the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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I like wineI've had some more this evening.
On Friday night we had had a few and went to the kebab shop for a chicken kebab - see...still fairly healthy, it's grilled and comes with salad. I'm not counting the amount of wine that went with it....that's good for you too.
Anyway, we'd been to the Tesco extra first and picked up a few 'essentials' (wine) and unfortunately because we didn't have the spanky new hemp reusable bags they palmed us off with the crap plakky bags which were clearly pre-ripped.
So, we go into the kebab shop smelling like a vineyard and clanking like a pair of ghosts on speed. Then the fucking bag decides to split and spill out all the bottles of wine. Arse.
At that point I decided the best approach would be to allow PJM to pick them up while I texted everyone I could think of about our wine and kebab habit.
Ah...happy days.
*EDIT* We got home to discover my kebab was missing!!!
I sent PJM back on his bike to fetch it. He wobbled all the way down the road and I stayed in drinking (more) wine and farting on the sofa while he was out....I wouldn't do it in his presence....I'm a lady!
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:37,
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