
Often the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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( , Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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So.
First year and a half at university spent chasing a "flame-haired temptress", who clearly had absolutely no interest in me. This being like petrol on a bonfire, so by the end of this period she was, in my mind, THE ULTIMATE FEMALE.
Then much to everyone's surprise (including mine, and, I think, hers) she suddenly asked me out.
Length? I dumped her after 2 months for failing to live up to the version of her in my head.
Numpty.
Oh, and whilst hardly original, remember:
There's nothing so over-rated as bad sex,
nothing so under-rated as a good dump.
( , Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:59, 2 replies)

There's nothing so over-rated as bad sex,
nothing so under-rated as a good dump.
Very true on both counts.
( , Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:32, closed)

And a piece of great wisdom.
Man who told me that has PhD in Psychology, so who am I to argue?
(remembers said nurk from Chorlton, disagrees with self)
( , Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:54, closed)
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