My Biggest DisappointmentOften the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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Ah, that explains itI went to a wedding in Scotland this weekend. The groom is Scottish and the bride is English.
Also, towards the end of the evening, the groom's father spent about half an hour telling me how much in love with me he is ("Och, ye're my kind o' lassie! Yoorrr just the type of gurrul I like!", and another half an hour alternating between telling an amused mr tulip how lucky he was ("Ye jammie sassenach bastarrrd!") and devising methods of luring me away from mr tulip ("Ye wouldnae laike tae come back tae ma rrruuum, would ye?), all whilst drinking whisky. I spent the next half an hour trying to escape, greatly hindered by my vastly swollen, English head scraping along the corridor.
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