Things are getting quite serious around here...
Engages *flippancy* chip...

I always felt I was special. The dreams I had were vivid: I felt as if I were flying. I would wake up, all of a sweat, shaking. What if it were true? What if I were indeed imbued with the power of flight? The things I could do with it; the helpless souls I could save; fuck, the money I would save on air fare...

Increasingly convinced that I wasn't just some comic book reading nerd with delusions of being above ordinary, I found myself standing atop a bridge one evening. Convinced of my ability, I closed my eyes, breathed deeply, and launched myself into the void, awaiting the breathless feeling of weightlessness that I knew would come; the feeling in the pit of my stomach that was reminiscent of when my mum's bloke would go over a sharp bump in the road too fast in the family Vauxhall Chevette...





Six months in traction is an absolute cunt, I tells ya.

I apologise for the complete inappropriateness of this post, but I feel like I've bared my soul enough this week.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:43, 10 replies)

Balls to 'I like this'...I love this
*click*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:44, closed)

becky...
You're way too kind...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:46, closed)

Made me giggle lots
so is worthy of clickage :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:47, closed)

Reminds me of
Legless's story of believing Carlos Castenada.

(That was your cue, Legless.)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:56, closed)

Aww, thanks ancrenne!
I thought it was about time someone posted some mindless drivel!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:14, closed)

oh, yes!
doing the bridgend bungee!

DG, you are a nonsense, but you make me giggle ;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:45, closed)

Better a nonsense...
Than a nonce. That's my motto.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:46, closed)

It made me smile
And for some reason 'Vauxhall Chevette' made me laugh

*click*
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:09, closed)

We did have a Vauxhall Chevette...
It was white with a black stripe down the side. And for a while 4th gear didn't work, so we'd be tearing down the motorway at 60mph in 3rd.

It was really fucking noisy...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:32, closed)