My Biggest DisappointmentOften the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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You know they had thatExhibition at the Dome recently?
The Egyptian one? (I dunno how to spell Tutenkhamun or whatever)
They needed someone with amazing knife skills to partially un-wrap the wrappings on the body, to take DNA samples.
So they asked me to come in to help.
I sliced away, happily, and unwrapped him from the waist down.
(In mummies, the most lively DNA for testing is in the nuts)
So yeah, his nuts where there, next to my hand, 4000 years old, looking for all the world like a walnut.
And I like walnuts, a lot.
So I snapped off one brittle, dusty knacker, and popped it in my mouth.
It DID NOT taste like a walnut.
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Cawl, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:14,
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