My Biggest DisappointmentOften the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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ready to goI was in a bit of a rush this morning sorting out minipickle etc so missed my morning poo.
Feeling the urge I tootled off for a little work-poo. This very rarely happens. I have a poo in the morning before leaving home and one before bedtime, regular as clockwork. However, like I said earlier I missed my usual morning session so had a poop during my lunchbreak.
3 little slugs!!! That was all. It felt like there was at least a gartersnake ready to be released and instead I get 3 crappy little slugs (by slugs I mean comparative size, not slimey)
I felt cheated by my rumbling bowels and had a little cry.
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:46,
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Poo at home?I always try to time my poo for worktime, always do on their time if I can.
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I hate itwhen that happens. But work poos are good, for you're being paid to shite.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:47,
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As a creature of habit...I generally poo first thing in the mornings. It upsets my routine if I have to go at work (although being paid to poo does has it's advantages...)
Maybe I should rethink my poo strategies...
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snee held his breath since, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:56,
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.......I don't like making workpoo and try to avoid the act wherever possible.
I'm sure there's still some in there but it can wait til home time.
A good poo and a crossword on the comfort of my own throne :)
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:02,
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