My Biggest DisappointmentOften the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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fit a colander over the toilet seat.shit into the colander.
using a plastic spatula(the rubbery, bendy ones), press the shit through the colander so that it emerges in brown worm-like strands.
these should be much easier to flush and may convince sewage workers that you live on a diet of spaghetti, liquorice shoelaces and worms.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:50,
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