I've been to the flying Scotsman.
I once went to London to meet a girl and having been to several pubs in the kings cross area I commented on how all the pubs looked the same Mahogany/polished brass/mirrored back bar/etc and that if the pub lacked character they would also lack the kind of characters that can make an afternoon in the pub so entertaining ie. drunkards. So after a walk to find another pub we stumbled upon the flying Scotsman and at her insistence we went in since "this place looks full of character". So in we went and ordered 2 Jack Daniels and coke which the barmaid told us was too expensive and that we should just have 2 pints of lager instead and without waiting for a reply proceeded to pour said lager. After a couple of sups my date asked where the toilets were only to be told there were no ladies toilets but she could use the staff toilet. She came back looking a little shocked and told me she had met a woman in the toilets standing doing her makeup fully in the nude. We wandered next door to find the stage show you mentioned with an ugly middle aged woman (insert your mum joke here) getting her overgrown bush out at about 2 o'clock on a Monday afternoon.
(Figmaus, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 0:09, Reply)