"Find me some child porn"
A psychotic editor wanted me to access child pornography on the net so I could write a story about how easy it was to do. Mercifully, my line manager agreed with my position that I did not wish to become A) mentally scarred or B) a criminal (we didn't work for the News of the World). I declined.
( calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:43, 3 replies)

but you were tempted though
right?
( rofl harris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:52, closed)

Should have claimed you were hard of hearing
and found him some mild porn. You know, pictures of girls showing a bit of elbow, or an uncovered shoulder or two...maybe a peck on the cheek of their fully-clad companion.
( .Yeti., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:37, closed)

Ahhh,
there's nothing like a well-turned ankle.
( calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:22, closed)