If anyone ever tells my boss that PHP doesn't need to be compiled, my team and I am in deep, deep trouble.
To be fair, it's just the stock excuse for when we're doing something too complex for him to understand. Kind of like reversing the polarity of the neutron flow. Being the guvnor sounds like fun, but shit rolls downhill, and the accomplices (Well, accomplice at the moment) must be armed for the twice weekly 'What the fuck are you doing?' rants.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:29, 6 replies)

I love the way you've stuck it to The Man
by completely ignoring the question.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:33, closed)

Sorry, clarifying now.

(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:36, closed)

I love the way you've stuck it to The Man
by completely ignoring the question but with slightly more words.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:47, closed)

But I am the boss, and I would like to confess!
If you're not going to accept my confession, I'll go to I.T hell! (Far worse than any normal profession's hell. It's basically a sci-fi convention where you must hear Jonathan Frakes talk up his latest project for an eternity whilst someone plays the theremin in the background. And the smell, oh god, the smell.)
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:53, closed)

And while we wait for the clarification, a brief interlude.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:43, closed)

What bastard fired up the laser pointer while the kitten was trying to rock out?

(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:46, closed)

save this for a rainy day ...
www.phpcompiler.org/

(i've never compiled it either, but plainly it can be done.)
(jeff mcjeff, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:02, closed)