I'm the boss, so I suppose this is a confession:
I'm a 36 year old guy, about 6' tall, and 11 stone.

A quick way I've found of making money is by physically threatening old ladies until they give me their pension.

Some might say it's a little bit unethical, but I'm sorry - it's a dog-eat-dog world out there, the strong survive and the weak die, and that's just how it is - I've nothing to be ashamed of.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:20, 8 replies)

You're the kind of get-up-and-go citizen that the nice Mr Cameron needs for his Big Society.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:34, closed)

Nice to hear someones is honest and straight forward.
Not like those sly fuckers who pretend to be from the gas board....
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:51, closed)

What's your secret?
I'm 6' tall but 14 stone. How do you stay so trim? Do the old ladies make you chase them, burning calories in the process?
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:52, closed)

Not eating cake all day tends to do the trick.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:55, closed)

*tries to speak through a mouthful of cake*

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:56, closed)

Ooo cake!
*steals*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:09, closed)

*goes hungry*
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:56, closed)

Watch out
The bloody liberals will be all over this. They'll probably have some Marxist objection to a man using his skills and initiative to get ahead in the tough domestic market.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:41, closed)