Deputy head chef at a gastropub I worked at in my uni days.
We will call him Bob. Bob was my boss. (I was a potwasher. I had to call the cockroaches 'sir'.)
Bob was a complete and total mentalist.
The head waitress had been ticking him off. So he got a fish head and put it in his mouth.

And then he walked up to her, mouth still shut, and went 'BLEARGH', alien xenomorph style, fish head just poking out of his mouth.

I realise how unbelievable this story sounds. I really, really wish I'd made it up.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:33, 1 reply)

i hit "i like this" by mistake
Turns out it was a happy coincidence.

Gonna try that soon.
(OTT, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:59, closed)