Down on the Farm
Have you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
Have you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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Farm school
In Uni one of my lecturers told us a story about when he used to work with kids that had ADHD. He said that the entire time he worked with them he could never get them to sit still or listen or just concentrate on anything at all. That was until he took them to the farm.
When they first got to the farm the kids acted pretty much as normal, running around and being annoying. But he finally managed to rally them up to talk to them about farmy type stuff.
As he was half way through his lecture he realised that every single one of the kids were watching him and listening to him very intently and had been doing so for a couple of minutes now.
He thought this was great, he'd finally made a breakthrough! So he decided to carry on talking, worried that their concentration might wander if he stopped.
But as he kept going and they kept listening he started to become suspicious. Why had they finally decided to listen to him at that exact moment?
And that was when he realised that they weren't in fact concentrating on him, but on the horse stood directly behind him that had been shooting forth a seemingly never ending stream of piss for the last 5 minutes.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 18:03, 2 replies)
In Uni one of my lecturers told us a story about when he used to work with kids that had ADHD. He said that the entire time he worked with them he could never get them to sit still or listen or just concentrate on anything at all. That was until he took them to the farm.
When they first got to the farm the kids acted pretty much as normal, running around and being annoying. But he finally managed to rally them up to talk to them about farmy type stuff.
As he was half way through his lecture he realised that every single one of the kids were watching him and listening to him very intently and had been doing so for a couple of minutes now.
He thought this was great, he'd finally made a breakthrough! So he decided to carry on talking, worried that their concentration might wander if he stopped.
But as he kept going and they kept listening he started to become suspicious. Why had they finally decided to listen to him at that exact moment?
And that was when he realised that they weren't in fact concentrating on him, but on the horse stood directly behind him that had been shooting forth a seemingly never ending stream of piss for the last 5 minutes.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 18:03, 2 replies)
Wasn't you 'a sex slave' for kaol last time you posted here
Do you not find him attractive anymore? Is he old news? Has he been finally committed to a safe place due his problem with knives and alcoholism?
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 18:16, closed)
Do you not find him attractive anymore? Is he old news? Has he been finally committed to a safe place due his problem with knives and alcoholism?
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 18:16, closed)
Nah, I'm still his sex slave. It's just that everyone knows about it now so I thought I'd put something new on my profile instead!
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 18:29, closed)
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