Can't even bring myself to type the word.
Alright ........CHUTNEY..... there, I've done it. Fucking hate the stuff, the smell, the taste, the name even the thought of the stuff. Even hated typing the word.

Her indoors makes it every year with the tons of apples we get in our garden. This involves a pan the size of a small bathtub bubbling away for about a week with it's contents of apple, vinegar, dog shit, Satan's smegma etc.

Usually she makes about 100 jars of it (probably about 2 dozen, but it seems like more) and they are mostly given away to friends who absolutely LOVE the stuff and tell me how fantastic it tastes while I nearly barf.

Also my dad does the whole "...but you like apples, you like vinegar, you like currants....but you don't like chutney ?" routine, EVERY YEAR!!!!!

Boxing Day lunch was my own personal hell as a kid, cold meats and various accoutrements, red cabbage, . I would eat as quickly as possible and leave the table before the first jar of offending shit was opened.
(Barnetboy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:33, 2 replies)

We are all different.
I have the same feeling about peanut butter, ( Personally I think the only good place for that stuff is a mouse trap ). I used to cringe when my dad made himself banana sandwiches. for but we all like / hate different foods
(Mackeson_drinker, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 7:43, closed)

Well if it makes you both feel better
I feel the same about Chutney and Peanut Butter ....
( gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 19:03, closed)