Oh dear.
You're only wrong if you say something's untrue. Like the assumptions you clearly like to make.

I've never said (and I'd like to see a grain of proof) that I'm anything like Bruce Lee's teacher.

And as you've never met me, it's a bit much to say I'm nothing like any highly qualified instructor you've ever met. I know a fair few, and I couldn't say I'd recognise any from just short posts over the internet.

Call bullshit all you like. It doesn't make you any the more right. Does make you look like the arrogant prick though!

EDIT: Don't mean to be rude, but it's the theme of the week. I do get annoyed (to a degree) when someone does the "la la la bullshit" to a post to get a rise. It's the sort of thing that stops people posting unusual and interesting stories.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:24, 1 reply)

So stop responding.

(username failed moderation, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 8:36, closed)

Stop responding to unfounded accusations?
I'm sure you'd take it as some victory, and at the same time it would mean you didn't have to answer any reasonable questions or prove yourself.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:25, closed)

Are you actually serious?
Both the references to Bruce Lees teacher and Hong Kong Phooey are me taking the piss. Anyone bored enough to still be reading this, apart from you apparently, will understand that.
(username failed moderation, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:09, closed)

There's a thin line
Between taking the piss, and just making yourself look like a trolling cunt.

At least if you're going to take the piss make it amusing.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:02, closed)

lol

(username failed moderation, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:05, closed)