Driven to MadnessCaptain Placid asks: What annoying things do significant others, workmates and other people in general do that drive you up the wall? Do you want to kill your other half over their obsessive fridge magnet collection? Driven to distraction over your manager's continued use of Comic Sans (The Font of Champions)? Tell us.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:11)
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Taxi and Pizza Delivery driversEnsure the annoyance of anyone else driving on the narrow terraced streets where your customer lives by making sure that you stop your car in the middle of the road exactly outside their front door, rather than the nearest convenient parking space.
That way, either you, or they, or both, will have the minimum possible distance to walk.
Any inconvenience caused to other traffic is a minor consideration when compared to giving your customers the minimum possible shuffling/staggering distance, particularly if you take the time to allow your precious customer to finish getting reading, count out your fee very slowly in small denomination coins ("That's all right - I need the change!"), etc. You cunts.
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:26,
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Oh man, I hate having to wait on a road for 30 seconds.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 18:34,
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Oh & if you're picking someone up at ohhh, say 0200cause they fifo and have to get to the airport - feel free to sit out the front of the WRONG house beeping your horn every few minutes till someone comes out.
That'll get you a nice tip!
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