
Captain Placid asks: What annoying things do significant others, workmates and other people in general do that drive you up the wall? Do you want to kill your other half over their obsessive fridge magnet collection? Driven to distraction over your manager's continued use of Comic Sans (The Font of Champions)? Tell us.
( , Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:11)
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EVERYTHING is about gayness. I once made an off-hand comment about the MPs expenses, and within two minutes he was ranting about gay MPs in the closet. He told me my music collection was "oppressively straight".
He even told his then boyfriend (our friend) - that he was in the closet, because he'd never formally come out to his parents. Our friend is 42, camper than Elton John's dog, and hasn't even ever kissed a girl for a laugh.
Other than that, he too is a perfectly nice person.
( , Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:42, 1 reply)

It must be a source of infinite frustration. Bi-furious, perhaps.
( , Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:43, closed)

Our last argument concluded with her accusing me of being "Arrrgh! So! Fucking! MALE!"
I didn't know whether to thank her or apologise.
( , Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:58, closed)
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