hmm
My mother hardly ever drinks, so when she does have a couple, the results are catastrophic.

It doesn't happen often, but some of her highlights.

- Telling my friend not to propose to his girlfriend because 'you are still young and should be out fucking around'.

- Told all of our neighbours that my father locked her in the attic when she misbehaved resulting in a very awkward visit from the police.

- Told me that her and my father never used to bother using a condom because he'd always show up and say 'i forgot'. I don't need to know this stuff.

- Told me my father is a prude because he wouldn't shag around the back of Boots the first night they met. More stuff I don't need to know.

- Saw my girlfriend had a belly button piercing and decided she wanted one too - proceeded to take off her shirt and flop out her belly ready - my mother is not a slim lady.

- Got so wasted that the landlord of the pub I was at came to my table to say there was someone on the phone for me. Odd? Very! I take it and it's some person in our street I've spoken to about twice begging me to come over because my mother is asleep on their couch.

- I came home once and saw my father and a random neighbour carrying her up the drive by hands and feet because she'd passed out in our front garden.

Keep the woman away from the wine.
( Regger, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:52, Reply)