Drunk ParentsWatching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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My old manI got a phone call from my mum
"go and get your dad will you ? He's down the Brooklands" (pub)
"yeah mum no worries"
I get there and lo and behold my dads hammered
he enters his usual routine "alright lad have a drink sit down, this is my son this is " ect.....
im like "come on dad lets get going"
i walk him to the car and drive him home.
He rests his head on the passenger window taking in the views
We both get out of the car back at the house and my dad says
"Jesus H where's the car ?" "somebodies stole the fucking car"
At this point i had to explain to my dad that i have just drove him
home in the "stolen" car and it was parked up behind us.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:21, Reply)
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