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Watching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.

Suggested by NotDavidBailey, voted for by YOU

(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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It's meant for FUNNY stories.
That's the key word that you joy vacuums seem unable to grasp. Funny. Fu. Nny. Look it up. It's not particularly complicated. Not even for some prick whose main schtick is faux condescension and tediously long answers.
(, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:56, 1 reply)
I'm talking about you there by the way.
I realise that sort of rhetoric probably passes waaaaay over your pretty little head so I thought I'd spell it out.

You're the joy vacuum and the prick. Hope this helps. Kiss kiss. Grow a cock.
(, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:57, closed)
Awww.


Get a grip, Skippy. You're taking things waaaay too seriously.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:04, closed)
If you don't learn a new trick then the big boys will stop playing with you.
Skippy?

Christ you're thick.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 7:36, closed)
Heheheh.
Somehow I knew that this morning you'd be back here, still angrily banging away.

O NOES!!! THERE'S A BOARD ON B3TA THAT HAS PPL I DONT LIKE!!!11!

Like I said, fuck off back to /talk and save yourself the aggravation. Now run along, there's a good fellow...
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 11:27, closed)
Awwwww,
Who's a clever boy? Yes he is! Yes he is!
Does he want a Bob Martens? Good dog! Good dog!
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:04, closed)

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