Drunk ParentsWatching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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I've never worked out why christians hate the gays.I mean, didn't Jesus demand that Satan Got Thee Behind Him?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 14:44,
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The bit where it says that "Man shall not lie with man as with a woman"...which is usually what the fundies are basing their twitching on, it also says that it is equally abominable to wear clothes of two different threads. So, next time some bigot starts spouting that "God hates gays", politely enquire, for example, if the socks under his cotton jeans are made of polyester.
And if so, stone him to death.
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ANDyou can't have a tattoo, a piercing and need to fuck your sister in law if your bro dies. Good times.
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