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Watching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.

Suggested by NotDavidBailey, voted for by YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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FOOD THREAD!!!eleven

(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 2:08, 1 reply)
Christ. Do I have to feed all you strays at once?
Let me guess ... somebody sounded the "girl on the internet" horn?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 8:08, closed)
I take it that's a yes then? To the early shabu binge...
Either that or whom ever gave you your day-pass need a good f*king felching!
Anyway, feel free to shut the fuck up.
Anytime now.
Don't let me stop you now...
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:47, closed)
BIG MAN ON THE INTERNET GRRRR
Prat.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:56, closed)
WILL YOU STOP MOCKING THIS VERY SERIOUS COUNSELLING AND SELF-HELP WEBSITE

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:54, closed)
I'm such a ruiner.
Ruin ruin ruin ruin ruin.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:06, closed)
Prat?
That the best you can muster?
You fluffty mumpet.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:49, closed)
It's more than you deserve, petal.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:56, closed)
I didn't realize I meant that little to you.
*sniff*
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:06, closed)
I hope you did.
Otherwise you're even thicker than you seem.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:38, closed)
What now?
Parp!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:03, closed)
Wow. That was cathartic.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:55, closed)
Ohh, yeah
baby.
Parp!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:41, closed)

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