Drunk ParentsWatching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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It'll be fine. My dad kicked when I was young of cancer, so I got one early to be certainAside from the above-mentioned baby squirts leading up to this, the worst part is the air they pump into you while sending the roto-rooter snake up the poop chute. It creates the uncomfy feeling of having to blow a massive fart, but you can't cause there's a large serpent in the way.
The worst thing was having the doctor and his nurse there and all of us pretending that the doctor didn't have an apparatus up my hiney and that I wasn't nekkid from the waist down.
Warning: once they pull it out, you will fart a juicy, lubed up, nasty, violated bowel fart. Then you will have KY Jelly leaking out of your chocolate starfish for hours.
I don't drink: the body seems to stop without any assistance.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 2:56,
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