That doesn't give you the right to tell anyone what they find funny, however.
You'll find it quickly reduces down to the playground retort "Actually my dad's in a wheelchair", which automatically demotes you to the rank of "Duh-uh! Your dad's a spazmo!"

Your Mum jokes are funny or not on their own merit, not on whether or not your mum is alive.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:24, 2 replies)

I can't believe you gave cancer to his parents.
What kind of a monster are you??
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:28, closed)

A sexy one.
Sexy cancer monster.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:30, closed)

Hubba hubba.
Gimme your hot neoplasms, baby.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:41, closed)

I long ago decided to shun conformity and forge ahead with my own definitions for words
By cancer I meant the spinning teacups ride at the funfair

And by died I meant "got a little bit dizzy"
(Figmaus, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:48, closed)

Oh I see.
You're a racist.

Well FINE.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:50, closed)

yeah well
my spazmo dad will kick your racist dad's ass

kick = Drool on

ass = Penis
(Figmaus, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:54, closed)