Are you really going to follow me around the internet trying to get my attention?
Here ... here it is ... I am now officially giving you some attention.

→ MY ATTENTION ←

Do you feel better now?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:27, 2 replies)

No, I feel sullied.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:57, closed)

And yet here you are again.
There's probably a word for people like you. While you've got the thesaurus open you could have a look.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:03, closed)

Impressive
given your lexical inadequacy, I'd presumed you'd have conceived of 'thesaurus' as some form of dinosaur.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 0:15, closed)

More midnight yelping.
We'll be sending you back to the RSPCA if you're not careful.

And I'm unlikely to take English lessons from somebody who can't spell "uniformly".
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 7:36, closed)

You've been hanging round this post like a fly on shit
Replying to every one who even mentions you. It's a little bit sad to be honest.

You don't need to give him your attention - we've had it all along.

Watch - you'll even reply to this one

*waits*
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 0:54, closed)

And people say the art of rhetoric is dead.
You're like a fabulous hybrid of Socrates and Sam Clemens.

Since you're clearly as much of a linguistic athlete as that other puppydog, perhaps we should break it down into nice simple arithmetic for you?

Number of conversations you've tried to start with me: 3
Number of times you've mentioned me outside conversations with me: at least 2
Number of conversations I've started with you or times I have mentioned you outside conversation with you: 0
Amount you grasp that this is an irreverent website where people make stupid pictures and stupider conversations: less than zero
Amount I care about whoever you are or whatever your problem is: fuck all.

Quantity of lose in your current whiny noob position: two metric shitloads
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:10, closed)

I'm not trying to win anything sweetheart
Just the fact I'm obviously getting to you is enough

Oh, and you still don't understand the comic in your profile btw
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:21, closed)

Hahaha. Even more midnight mewling?
Make that 3 metric fuckloads.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 8:08, closed)

Haha
The fact you so desperately need the last word keeps me so amused.

Are you so desperate for validation? Let me guess - the misses no longer touches you in your 'special place' any more after the kids arrived? I can see why...

Oh, and trying to insult me based on the time I posted? Your trolling skills are getting weak, old man...
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 20:32, closed)

LAST WORD

(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 20:34, closed)