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Watching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.

Suggested by NotDavidBailey, voted for by YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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actually, i should probably just save us all some time here.
oh! here come the /talk bullies! they only hate this story because it's too clever for them and anyway, they have no sense of humour and no lives and and and and!
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:46, 3 replies)
You can only call us out on this if you've got a girlfriend who's a stripper.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:51, closed)
ALL my girlfriends are strippers.
or assassins. i've even got one who's an alcoholic assassin stripper but i don't like to talk about it as some awful things happened and it makes my tummy hurt if i think about them.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:00, closed)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:08, closed)
thanks, man.
i feel so much better just for sharing my pain on an anonymous comedy website. don't go changin'.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:30, closed)
Tarantaraaa!
Here comes the cavalry!

Right ... shall we talk about breakfast? I had some home-made jésuites because I am a ponce.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:14, closed)
Jew.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:15, closed)
It's exactly this sort of homophobia that is ruining /b/

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:31, closed)
wait, this is /b/?
i'm so sorry. we all appear to have got completely the wrong end of the stick, here. just wait a moment and i'll be back with some porn featuring worryingly young looking girls fellating arthropods.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:34, closed)
I'll give you the wrong end of the stick if you're not careful.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:36, closed)
Whoa ... I think I just got creepy.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:37, closed)
you JUST got creepy?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:40, closed)
Heeeeey!
I ... I ...


humph
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:56, closed)
i had muesli and a dead baby.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:17, closed)
I once wanked muesli into my drunk parents.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:23, closed)
were you all in a sorting office?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:27, closed)
I'll sort your office if you're not careful.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:28, closed)
PHWOAR!

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:29, closed)
no, you have a point with this one.
it's terrible. not funny, not well written and absolutely trying to pass off shite as humorous truth.

fill your boots!
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:25, closed)

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