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Watching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.

Suggested by NotDavidBailey, voted for by YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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You've got the same signature as Amorous Badger.
That's so sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:35, 1 reply)
It was entirely unintentional, but might coincidentally serve to get you joyless fucking funsponges to realise that this is a comedy website.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:37, closed)
Thank God that you are so funny, huh?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:38, closed)
Let's be honest here bgn, I've provided a considerable amount more entertainment on here than you ever will.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:42, closed)
Well, I'll give you credit for having me running off to find out what BGN meant.
I am assuming you were referring to me as background noise and not the board of geographic names. Which is odd, as background noise is something most people tend to ignore, rather than react to, unless you are the sort of person that shouts at passing traffic.

Which actually, would explain a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:06, closed)
Speaking of which, has anyone seen Happy Phantom.
I'm quite worried that Shambles may have trolled him off the side and he's off on Lamebook or somewhere complaining about people mocking idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:39, closed)
I reckon he's had an aneurysm.
Either that or he got so puffed up with indignant rage that his suit of armour cut off the blood to his brain and he's in a coma.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:43, closed)
Don't fucking blame me.
I'm the fucking nice guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:48, closed)

No, still here, bit busy. Normal service will be resumed shortly. In the meantime, here's some hold music.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:08, closed)
Stealing lines from successful comedians is hilarious

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:59, closed)

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