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Watching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.

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Shifty eyes and a faint smell of wee.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:51, 2 replies)
hey!
i haven't got shifty eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:54, closed)
/qotw are different
we smell of aftershave (that we've been drinking) and shower gel.

Except for the sweaties, who small of stale spunk.

And the liars, who have BO and never get out much.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:57, closed)
I must have Scottish Ancestry...
As I smell of all those things
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Is it their own spunk?

(Nanny Pat vote for me, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:25, closed)
Unfortunately not in my case...

I can't seem to walk by a field without having various livestock lob their meaty spoffs at me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:28, closed)
The lobbing of meaty spoff is a proud - if arcane - countryside tradition.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:32, closed)
Hello there, grand to see you.
Even if you do small of sheep jizz
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:46, closed)

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