Not that I'm defending this utterly shit qotw
but it is possible to buy crap off the internet when drunk, without it having to be after and evening spent drinking your way through 2 bottles of Aldi 3.99 red wine, and mournfully wanking over bleak amateur porn.

You can in fact go out with hundrends of friends in your Honda Accord, have sex with supermodels and your mum (she is a bit of a goer by all accounts) do MASSIVE DRUGS and rock up home at 4am with the mental capacity of a teaspoon and think I'll just have a little look on ebay

Hilarity ensues
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 8:50, 1 reply)

^drunk in front of the computer with a can of tennants.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 23:15, closed)