This doesn't count
Because I was entirely sober at the time.

It was that strange time of year just before Christmas, when the office phones don't ring and there's nothing to do. I ended up clicking on shit on ebay, and found an Iraqi military uniform. I think I was the only bidder in the end.

It consists of a camouflage jacket and trousers, with red epaulettes, a lanyard and some tacky medals. One medal has a picture of Saddam on.
And the best thing is... it fits me! That was in 2004. One day at work we'll have a "dress up as an Iraqi officer" day, and I'll be able to put it to use.
(Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 20:11, 2 replies)

Your story is 'I bought something shit'?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 20:27, closed)

No, it's funky. I mean, I didn't really want it in the first place, like.
(Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 7:17, closed)