A girl who thought she had a go at being the daughter in-law
bought me a small jar of truffles. They were utterly flavourless.
'They taste like rising damp, but in a good way' - proprietor of the shop that sold them.
Yours must be better.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 13:45, 1 reply)

it could be that you're a crude pleb with no appreciation for the finer things in life
or it could be that these came out of the ground fifty yards away and cost nowt.

Well ... apart from the cost of planting four hundred oak trees like. But that doesn't count.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 14:12, closed)

I certainly hope you match them with free range eggs.

(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 14:45, closed)

they came from the hens over there
they're relatively free range I suppose
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 15:59, closed)