I've tried to supress this one from my memory...
When I was about nine or so my dad was in the bathroom early one morning taking a shower. I had to use the toilet badly, and instead of knocking on the door and letting him know this like any sane person I had a different idea. The plan was to pee on the wood floor of my bedroom and then wipe it up with my underwear and dispose of it in the laundry pile.

I underestimated just how much my bladder was holding, and soon the whole night's worth of urine was spurting all over the floor. I found that my pair of undies was far too little to wipe up the resulting large puddle, and the smell was hideous. Cue my dad walking in, fresh out of the shower in his bathrobe, to find his nine year old daughter wiping up a puddle of urine bare assed off the hardwood floor with her underwear. He didn't say a word, just went into the kitchen, got a roll of paper towels, and helped me clean it up. The only time he ever did mention it again was later that day, when he told me if I ever needed to use the bathroom while he was in the shower to knock and he'd get out right away.

My dad's an awesome guy. Click I Like This, and I'll bring this story up next time I see him!
(Lorelei wants to be a fire engine when she grows up, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 3:50, 2 replies)

That brings back a few memories :|
I once shit myself when on holiday. I'd drank litres of pure orange juice just before I went on holiday, 2-3 days later, i'm desperate for a shit, and it's not the normal kind of shit. This stuff was just pure liquid and the colour was somewhat black. After I found our apartment (which was 1st class) I was just about to walk through the door and then it hit me. It was too late, and 10 seconds later there is a little puddle of blackish liquid under my feet. I felt fucking shameful.

I also pissed in someones car petrol tank and in numerous empty bottle and cans. etc etc.
( RiverBlues Hello, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 16:47, closed)

Awww
your dad sounds lovely.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:46, closed)